Top Ten ways being a teacher is like being married.

10) Sometimes you want to say things….but you know how much trouble you will get in if you do.
9) Both require a brand of patience worthy of sainthood.
8) One of you is making messes; the other is cleaning them up.
7) There is a constant power struggle over who is really in charge.
6) There are a lot of hoops to jump through.
5) Often times both contain some type of confusion over “expectations”.
4) Assistant Principal = Mother-in-Law
3) Both offer immeasurable rewards that take years to see.
2) You spend a lot of time wishing someone would “meet you halfway”.
1) You’re not allowed to hit anybody.