Top Ten reasons why Losing your Luggage can be a GOOD thing:

10) The time it takes to get ready in the morning is literally cut down to zero.
9) Your body odor keeps unwanted peddlers at a safe distance.
8) Decisions on what to where are pretty much made for you.
7) You have no burdensome possessions to slow you down.
6) New clothes go from a luxury to a necessity.
5) There is a good chance your clothes weren’t that exciting to begin with.
4) To give someone “the shirt off your back” takes on a new and surprisingly literal meaning
3) No one will say to you “Is that what you are wearing tonight?”
2) Anything you have ever borrowed and never want to return you can now say “oh – that was in my suitcase that got lost”
1) No panty lines!